The fuel provided by freeze drying hippies, and burning them as fuel. Recent studies have confirmed that this method of producing fuel is equivalent to burning coal in regards to emissions, however it will reduce America's dependency on fossil fuels.

With this goal in mind, the hippies have lined up in an effort to make the world a better place.
The President declared that plurtonium is a vital key to America's future energy plans, and outlined tax benefits for companies making the switch to the new fuel.
by Willie Foster November 20, 2007
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