ploof

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass

darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass

by sid pain October 20, 2008

ploof

ploof is jizz, jizz is ploof

when i busted in her mouth, a fuck load of ploof came out

by the whackenator September 23, 2004

ploof

when you fart and queef at the same time while receiving the shocka.

Lets go ploofing tonight girls.
I ploofed while hitting your kufi.

by new crew January 15, 2007

Ploof

A girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.

That girl is such a ploof. Ploofing Whore. Ploofed herself.

by Haterz March 26, 2007

ploof

plu-ff: A term usually used between "action stars" (*example*).

Often used by anime fangirls to describe the action of whacking someone with a plusshy pillow.

ZetaGundam: Say...i never noticed how short your legs are...
BambooPanda: ...
BambooPanda: *Ploofs Zeta*

by Zeta Gundam March 12, 2005

Ploof

The best CS player in existence. Possibly the biggest badass imaginable. Is known to pwn nubs, noobs, n00bs, noobies, nublets, nubcakes, nubsauces, naabs, noobsticks, neebs, nuubs, newbs, newbies, nuubs in tuubs, noobasauruses, noobwads, noob bags, nub-nubs, nibs, newbits, knobs, nubheds, nubliches, wubs, noobaloids, nubholes and other forms of the word noob.

Synonyms: Great, amazing, God.
Antonyms: HAXOR

LI3K lolz Ploof PWNED MEH.

by lkafd February 6, 2007

Ploof

A cloud like creature that carries a hat.

I have made a ploof sticker

by Mamgo November 4, 2020