piked 

To have not attended some event or function, typically with some poor excuse (such as not feeling like it, or for fear of some social interaction).

David, you piked out on my party. You better come next time!

piked by ben314 November 20, 2006

Shit-piked

To be extremely drunk. Beyond drunken normality

Dude, I was completely shit-piked last night. I can't believe i cupped that guys balls

Shit-piked by Tudor-god March 22, 2009

Piked 

The act of taking something in a crafty manner.

I wanted to get some food at lunch, but Chester piked all my money.

Piked by jamesbond2007 September 25, 2017

Piked 

piked = i word that someone uses when they take something that is not theirs

so if you go into someones fridge and take a can of coke, you would say 'piked' as you did it.

Piked by badboymadboy June 10, 2008

piked in the ass 

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

piked in the ass by Dicky doo September 29, 2010

Piked 

To be obnoxiously pepper-sprayed for no apparent reason, usually in the face.

Derived from a UC Davis protest wherein Lt. John Pike was captured on video using pepper-spray on peaceful protesters.

She said, in reference to a picture: "I was laughing so hard tears were gushing and snot was dripping! If you saw me, it looked like I just got PIKED."

"The assailant fled after she PIKED his ass."

Piked by Colma Rising November 25, 2011

piked 

stole used because pikeys do that a lot

someones piked my pen

piked by joe January 15, 2005