Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. 

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. by Nihlus November 21, 2010

pleasebegaydar 

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes

Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???

pleasebegaydar by GayleyKiyoko July 2, 2018

plamedie 

Sexy young woman with a fantastic sense of humor, she's strong,independent,loyal,caring and a very goood friend. She's also a person with a very good sense of style and is very smart

A strong grownin teen named plamedie x

plamedie by onlybossp December 30, 2013

pleaseme 

A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.

"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."

"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"

"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."

pleaseme by Talmanes November 10, 2005

pleased as punch 

means someone is very pleased

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

pleased as punch by momentaralee May 7, 2008

Butt pleased 

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt

The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!

Butt pleased by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 3, 2019

please die 

A answer, or attack to a verbal attack in rl (real life) or on the interweb, usually informing someone they are nothing and never will be and should probably just die to help with everyones mental state and dont have to deal with their bullshit any longer.

Wow, _______ your really fucking annoying, please die

please die by Kra$y Life April 6, 2017