Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.

Marie: Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

Bobby: I’m sorry. Was I acting hyper again?

Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up! by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

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Sam please shut up

Yes u heard me

sam please shut up

Ur annoying

Sam please shut up by Gofuckurdog August 5, 2020

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can you please shut the fuck up?

Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!

Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?

can you please shut the fuck up? by juggingrootsyeehaw12 June 30, 2022

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shut the please up

It means to please shut up

Bob: hahahhahahahha
Joe: shut the please up
BOB: ok becuase you said please.

shut the please up by Qowoskdmdmd February 22, 2017

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Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.

Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.

Please, Shut the fuck up by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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