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planchada 

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.
Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.
planchada by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013
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playcrazy 

A fake version of insanity, something a person feigns, usually for secondary gain.
I’m just gonna go playcrazy to get myself off this fucked up prison yard.
playcrazy by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2018

planck time 

2) In physics Planck time is the unit of time in the system of natural units known as Planck units. It is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light in a vacuum to cross a distance equal to the Planck length.
The average life expectancy of a human is approximately 3.9×10^52 Planck times.
planck time by i'malwayswrite November 14, 2007

plainclothes 

A cop disguised as a civilian.
remember to watch out for plainclothes.
plainclothes by Michael Knutsen September 12, 2006
To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)
The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)
plancel by Conrad H. September 23, 2007

playnket 

A blanket or comforter that is used only for sex. Often of questionable cleanliness and always worn out and looks like it should have been throwing away a long time ago, the defining features are that it matches absolutely nothing else about the decor room, it is worn thin in many places, and has anonymous, random stains that will never come out no matter how clean it might or might not be. Often used for hook ups, one night stands, anonymous, sex, or sloppy solo sessions.
Anthony: Waz up brah?

Ignacio: Brah I am horny af and got blueballz hella mad.

Anthony: Brah you didn hook up wit dat gramps from grinder? He was hella wantin you to top him mad crazy an shit!

Ignacio: brah, we was lickin and sweatin and I was on rock like a muthafuka. I saw me some hella nice hole and was lined up to make him go all wooka wooka…

Anthony: wat the shit go bad?

Ignacio: brah, we was all drippin the nutjuice and he grabs a playnket that was hella crusty.

Antonio: Nah way brah!

Ignacio: legit. I waz off rock and limpy like hell no. I zipped and split.

Anthony: fuck I’m sorry brah that shit is lame.

Susan: You guys are so gross.
playnket by Ka05mau5 June 10, 2023