A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.
Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.
by B-Low and Tay-Low July 25, 2009
a legend in the playground can range from the hardest kid in school to a person who does something of note and that causes a large amount of chatter on the playground.
Kid 1:Did you hear that timmy grabbed mrs.withers tit ?
Kid 2: Really? man that kids a playground legend
Kid 2: Really? man that kids a playground legend
by Pigwigz October 19, 2009
Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!
by word2thewize December 9, 2009
When you and the Broskis are talking shit and finna settle the debate with a classic build battle max mats finna build up and fight.
by Jonas Valanciunas August 7, 2018
A comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving "your mom" or "your face." These comebacks are usually not very effective.
Bully: You are the cause of all of today's problems, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!
by blerblines March 25, 2015
An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.
Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.
by deusmaniac November 14, 2014
A person (Most likely male) who typically visit playgrounds- not to watch the kids, but to take them. Their one goal in life is to get the highest amount of kids chained to their basement walls.
by RayIsMyRealName April 5, 2023