Dude 2: Well, I was speeding.
Dude 1: How much's your ticket?
Dude 2. Didn't get one; Played a Casey on the cop. Told him my 82-year-old great-grandpa was having this huge heart attack and I was the last one he wanted on his bedside.
Dude 1: Nice.
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