1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.
1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"
Hideo Kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series. Features a new operative with the codename of Naked Platypus. Fights a group Psycho Soldiers in Brazil named ELM(egg-laying mammals), which includes Echidna, Hedge hog, and Anteater. Infiltrates the base at Iguassu Falls, Argentina, and destroys the latest Metal Gear: Metal Gear Monotreme.
"Dude!!! I was totally kicking ass in Platypus Eater!!!"
"Yeah, and the CQQ is totes wet!!!"
"Close Quarters Quacking, of course!!!"