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Platteville Scale 

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8
Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.
Platteville Scale by big thomas December 6, 2011
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Placerville 

A quiet redneck town conveniently located between Sacramento and Tahoe, where "yee, yee" is a common phrase, trucks are covered in mud for fun, you see everyone you know at Walmart, and there is little to no diversity.
Placerville: that town you pass through to get to Tahoe
Placerville by Mmmkayy December 20, 2016

Placerville 

Meth capital with skanky women and deadbeat men. A town where your hopes and dreams go to die.
"Placerville, Ca. sucks."
Placerville by Wwhat February 16, 2018

Placerville, Ca 

Also known as: Hangtown or P'ville
A small town in the Sierra Nevada Foothills known for Placer Mining during the California Gold Rush, Wheelbarrow Racing, the bars Poor Red's (where the Golden Cadillac was created) and the Hangman's Tree (where a mannequin hangs from a noose over Main Street), and having too many antique stores.
Also the hometown of locally hated hack painter Thomas Kinkade, whose bad art graces everything from "collectible" plates to Beanie Babies. His style is encompassed in the phrase "If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all."
"The Bell Tower on Main Street in Placerville, Ca is picturesque.

Or maybe just a driving hazard."
Placerville, Ca by Cocoabean February 22, 2009

Platteville 

A small, but expanding town in southwest Wisconsin. The main form of entertainment is Wal-Mart. The college provides multiple activities, including the Center for the Arts (CFA) which often has very good concerts and performances.

It is often described as boring, but it is a nice little town to live in.

Nicknames include:
P-Ville
P-Vegas
I live in Platteville, where do you live?
Platteville by nerd4life March 4, 2009

platteville pterodactyl 

While doing a chick doggystyle, start flapping your arms and making pterodactyl noises. As she begins to look very confused, pull out and stick your penis in her ass. She won't know it even happened.
Dude, I gave this the platteville pterodactyl last night, she had no idea....

Placerville 

A white trash, dramatic gold rush town found smack dab in the middle between Tahoe and Sacramento. Also known as hang town.
Placerville-"Come on vacation leave on probation."
Placerville by ME B June 25, 2008