planter hurl Share definition Flag The act of spontaneously vomiting induced by the sight of a foreign object on the male sex organ immediately ensuing anal sex. I saw a peanut on my dick after fucking Ethel up the ass and "Planter Hurled" before I could cum. planter hurl by se7en 154 April 30, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the planter hurl mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch