plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.
"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"
"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!
"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!
by chickdamebroad April 9, 2011
I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!
by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018