Plainedge High School
Plainedge High School by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020
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Plainedge High School
Ah plainedge the home of stoners and white people who say nigga way too much. Plainedge is the place where the staff probably has some type of mental retardation that prevents them from figuring out that all of Plainedge are smoking carts in the hallways. Speaking on hallways Plainedge is notorious for its plethora of fuckboys and thotties. Most of fuckboys are part of the football/wrestling team that is coached by an overgrown Mr.Clean . Most of the thots are trying to show off ass that they don't have🙃 . Plainedge pride I guess🙊.
Plainedge High School by Thebigopa February 17, 2019
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Welcome to Plainedge High School, where people actually have a drinking/drug problem by their sophomore year! There's a 13th grade in plainedge, we call it Nassau Community College. Nobody gives a shit about anything and half of the students come to school twice a week.
The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.
Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.
Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Plainedge by Uhhhhhh Ben Dover!?!!?! January 5, 2010
Plainedge High School
Welcome to Plainedge (otherwise referred to as "P-town" or "Pedge")
The majority of kids in the school are potheads, but the other percentage of kids either get drunk every weekend or just have no friends. If you attend PHS, you've seen "the smoking corner" where the *cool* kids chill before first period, during lunch, between classes, and/or after school. There's always a fight, and the same people are consistantly beating the shit out of other people, it's great. You probably know of a few girls that come to school dressed half-naked every day but call everyone else a whore. There's always a group of kids at Harmon/Burger King/Schwarting getting drunk or high ; if not they're probably doing it at someone's house party. Freshman friday and senior-cut day are considered holidays. There's cockroaches crawling out of closets and gym lockers and your teachers have probably warned you about leaving food around because you "don't want mice". Yeah, Plainedge High School is where it's all at ;)
The majority of kids in the school are potheads, but the other percentage of kids either get drunk every weekend or just have no friends. If you attend PHS, you've seen "the smoking corner" where the *cool* kids chill before first period, during lunch, between classes, and/or after school. There's always a fight, and the same people are consistantly beating the shit out of other people, it's great. You probably know of a few girls that come to school dressed half-naked every day but call everyone else a whore. There's always a group of kids at Harmon/Burger King/Schwarting getting drunk or high ; if not they're probably doing it at someone's house party. Freshman friday and senior-cut day are considered holidays. There's cockroaches crawling out of closets and gym lockers and your teachers have probably warned you about leaving food around because you "don't want mice". Yeah, Plainedge High School is where it's all at ;)
Plainedge High School by NiggaWut November 29, 2007
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everyone who lives in plainedge knows there hood and loves it, the place to be on the weekends is always harmons or at schwarting to down brews and fuck people up. 99% of your school smokes pot and 100% of your school is always drinking everynigh of the weekend and summer, and you know the security guard who drives the jeep is a joke so when he tries to bust you, you laugh...the best damn place to be on LI
plainedge by joe cartsy October 27, 2007
Plainedge High School
if you are looking for hot boys, pretty girls, cool teachers, a great environment, and a bright future, you won’t find it here. Instead you will find kinds doing drugs, too many juul pods, short shorts on girls w no ass, cheating football boys, and a shit load of freshman thots...you know who u are, whore. The only good thing about this hell hole is the few ok looking football players (again they will cheat on you). But seriously don’t come here.
Plainedge High School by pleasegoawayy December 7, 2019
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Plainedge. Glorious fucking Plainedge.
Plainedge is, hands down, the shittiest town in the United States. Not because it's dangerous or poor; shit no, there's enough rich white people that if they pooled all their money they'd feed all of Africa for like 50 years. No, Plainedge is shitty because there's absolutely dick to do. At ALL times. You know how most towns have at least one distinguishing characteristic or place that kicks ass that no one else has?
Yeah, Plainedge doesn't have one of those.
The closest thing to a 'landmark' in Plainedge is fucking Harmon's, a shitty little convenience store that all the freshmen and sophomores smoke tons of weed and become alcoholics behind. It always smells like shit because of how much everyone pisses and throws up behind it, but goddamn if everyone isn't there.
If you're not behind Harmon's, you're either hanging out at the High School, Packard, Schwarting, Eastplain or West. At these locations, you have a choice of 3 exciting activities; Drinking, Smoking Weed, or taking care of your friends that are about to fall over dead from too much of the previous 2 choices. That's it. That's all there is to do in Plainedge. Weed and Alcohol. All day. Every day. FOREVER. Get fucked up, go home, and play Halo/jack off/fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend/whatthefuckEVER.
There are no positive aspects of Plainedge. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do people die of heroin overdoses (RIP Natalie) besides motherfucking PLAINEDGE?
Plainedge is a shit town, and you're a dumbass if you think otherwise.
But I'm pretty sure everyone in Plainedge can agree that they'd never want to live anywhere else.
Plainedge is, hands down, the shittiest town in the United States. Not because it's dangerous or poor; shit no, there's enough rich white people that if they pooled all their money they'd feed all of Africa for like 50 years. No, Plainedge is shitty because there's absolutely dick to do. At ALL times. You know how most towns have at least one distinguishing characteristic or place that kicks ass that no one else has?
Yeah, Plainedge doesn't have one of those.
The closest thing to a 'landmark' in Plainedge is fucking Harmon's, a shitty little convenience store that all the freshmen and sophomores smoke tons of weed and become alcoholics behind. It always smells like shit because of how much everyone pisses and throws up behind it, but goddamn if everyone isn't there.
If you're not behind Harmon's, you're either hanging out at the High School, Packard, Schwarting, Eastplain or West. At these locations, you have a choice of 3 exciting activities; Drinking, Smoking Weed, or taking care of your friends that are about to fall over dead from too much of the previous 2 choices. That's it. That's all there is to do in Plainedge. Weed and Alcohol. All day. Every day. FOREVER. Get fucked up, go home, and play Halo/jack off/fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend/whatthefuckEVER.
There are no positive aspects of Plainedge. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do people die of heroin overdoses (RIP Natalie) besides motherfucking PLAINEDGE?
Plainedge is a shit town, and you're a dumbass if you think otherwise.
But I'm pretty sure everyone in Plainedge can agree that they'd never want to live anywhere else.
Plainedge by some fucking guy from plainedg January 1, 2009