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Platteville Scale 

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8
Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.
Platteville Scale by big thomas December 6, 2011
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plainville handshake 

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.
I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

Placerville 

A quiet redneck town conveniently located between Sacramento and Tahoe, where "yee, yee" is a common phrase, trucks are covered in mud for fun, you see everyone you know at Walmart, and there is little to no diversity.
Placerville: that town you pass through to get to Tahoe
Placerville by Mmmkayy December 20, 2016

Plainville

A small town in Plainville Massachusetts with a very sketchy downtown area. There's an abandonned Market where people hide drugs, an abanndoned Ice Cream Parlor where teens hang out and smoke pot, and a town park where people fight, and do drugs. There used to be a skate park there, but it got closed down because too many people were doing drugs. The drug store got broken into, and the laundromat may or may not be a real laundromat.

The only cool thing about Plainville is Officer Rockett.
Plainville is called "The Ghetto" by neighboring towns.

plaineville 

A town in Massachusetts that combines middle school and high school with two other towns, Norfolk, and Wrenthem, because they can't afford their own school system. They are the town known for potheads and lots of "druggies". If your thinking to moving to plaineville, DON'T. Unless your looking into living in the ghetto, and you like to snort "Coke" on a daily basis. Also people in Plaineville are know for skinny dipping in eachother's sinks while they smoke weed.
I am going to visit my friend that lives in Plaineville tonight.
plaineville by THADWAGG March 4, 2017

Placerville 

Meth capital with skanky women and deadbeat men. A town where your hopes and dreams go to die.
"Placerville, Ca. sucks."
Placerville by Wwhat February 16, 2018

Placerville, Ca 

Also known as: Hangtown or P'ville
A small town in the Sierra Nevada Foothills known for Placer Mining during the California Gold Rush, Wheelbarrow Racing, the bars Poor Red's (where the Golden Cadillac was created) and the Hangman's Tree (where a mannequin hangs from a noose over Main Street), and having too many antique stores.
Also the hometown of locally hated hack painter Thomas Kinkade, whose bad art graces everything from "collectible" plates to Beanie Babies. His style is encompassed in the phrase "If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all."
"The Bell Tower on Main Street in Placerville, Ca is picturesque.

Or maybe just a driving hazard."
Placerville, Ca by Cocoabean February 22, 2009