When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.
Major pity party.
Major pity party.
Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.
Doris: What a cunt.
Doris: What a cunt.
by just pete October 7, 2020
When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.
Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time
Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"
Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"
by Pettybitch January 27, 2017
The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011