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pitty fool 

A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pity fool
A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pitty fool
pitty fool by Hardline June 21, 2021
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pity the fool 

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T
pity the fool by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."
I pity the fool who scratched my car.
I pity the fool by diatrevolo November 9, 2003
Word of the Day on April 1, 2007

I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...
I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!
I pity the fool by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.
1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.
I pity the fool by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

i pity the fool! 

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!
I pity the fool that messes with my van!
i pity the fool! by EgillAnd May 13, 2005

pity the fool 

I pity the fool.
"I pity the fool that fuck with the A-Team" - B.A. Baracus
pity the fool by RicHARD September 23, 2003
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