squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.
I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.
by Scott311 July 18, 2006
the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.
I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!
by KL June 02, 2003
Moron, it is spelled "Pittsburgh". You forgot the "h" and no one I have known in the 29 years of my life in PGH. is into this. Howard Stern made it up for some gay ass reason.
by slapmeat August 04, 2003