Trans-Pittsford Highway 

Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.

“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”

Trans-Pittsford Highway by Lance369 January 12, 2014

Randy Pitchford 

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.

I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford

Randy Pitchford by ConradMurray__ April 10, 2019

Pittsford Housewife 

A resident of the upscale Rochester, NY suburb of Pittsford. Typically drives one of these cars: a black Escalade, a silver Lexus LX or a red Prius. Spends the day playing tennis at the club, having her nails done at one of the spas, planning her next shopping trip to Paris or New York, collecting items for a charity event silent auction, meeting with her decorator to decide on a fabric, attending a yoga class or watching the grounds crew work while reading Conde Nast Traveler next to the pool.

Pointing at a women shopping in Wegmans, "What do you think, a Pittsford Housewife?" Reply: "Absolutely. The body is too perfect not to have been sculpted."

Pittsford Housewife by Blake777 April 3, 2011

pissword

One word or phrase that immediately pisses anyone off.

Guy1: The intern got slapped by our account director.
Guy2: Must've said a pissword.
Guy1: Yeah it was "Hollaaaaa!"

pissword by pissmarquis November 25, 2011

Pittsford 

A small, wealthy, conservative, suburb of Rochester, NY. Defies the typical "Upstate" stereotype, the town is very safe and upper-class; the people are mostly doctors/surgeons, lawyers or successful businessmen and their wives are known as P.H.W.'s or Pittsford House Wives (rich women who don't work, they are in book clubs, gourmet clubs, 'twig' and play golf, tennis and paddle tennis at their Country Clubs while their kids are at school). A little over 27,000 people live in Pittsford and 99% of them are Caucasian, majority of them drive cars over $50,000, belong to one of the 7 private Country Clubs in the town and have lake houses on Ontario Lake or one of the Finger Lakes. Pittsford kids (Sutherland & Mendon- both in Newsweek's 100 Top High Schools in America) are known as "rich bitches" by other towns in Rochester and they are basically poster children for Polo, Lacoste and Abercrombie & Fitch. Pittsford has a historic, quaint, upscale village right on the Erie Canal and there are many unique, privately- run boutiques and restaraunts in the village especially on Schoen Place. Pittsford is listed as one of 'Best Places to Live in the Country' by CNN and the town is one of the wealthiest in the nation.

Pittsford is the nicest suburb in the ROC and Upstate New York.

If you are from Pittsford you know Wegman's, Canal Park, Embankment, Mendon Pond's Park (Devil's Bathtub), The Getty, Pontillo's Pizza, Garbage Plates, Country Sweet, White Hots and Genny Light.

Pittsford by Pittsfordian July 28, 2008

Pitchfording 

Game executive/CEO that plays the victim when in fact they are the perpetrator.

Dude, did you see how that game dev said he had no control over this?
Don’t listen to him, he’s just pitchfording us.

Pitchfording by rradt2001 May 7, 2019

Pitchford 

Devine beings on Earth.
Descended from GOD.
People that can harness unnatural powers.

I think that guy is a Pitchford.
Did you just say that he is a Pitchford.

Pitchford by Amino1 May 26, 2003