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Pistolita 

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.
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Clint Eastwoord is a pistolero in The Good The Bad And The Ugly
pistolero by El Cangri April 9, 2005
DEF: A PISTOLERO IS A PERSON THAT IS A GUNNER.
LOok its Guero Pistolero

Carlos Pistolero 

One of the sickest guitarists of our time. Was not acknowledged for his skills until the founding of his current band, Pistoleros. He has much potential and the world should watch out for him.. they may not be ready.
"Your guitar skills are sick. But you're nothing compared to Carlos Pistolero"

pistoler 

Someone who usually use Pistol gun as a primary weapon.
That homie is a pistoler.
pistoler by D.A 91 February 8, 2007
a guy who cant get us
timbron: pistolo cant get us
jim:HE CAN GET US DUMBASS
pistolo by lakakakaka November 2, 2022

Dos Pistoles 

A rogue group of bad ass mother fuckers raining havoc and good times on the river city and various other locations.
Person 1: Did you hear about that gang jay walking around Richmond?

Person 2: Yeah, that was Dos Pistoles, they're always up to no good.

Where did all the alcohol go? God damn it, Dos Pistoles Strikes again!

Why did that guy just chug my drink and jump off the bar stool screaming Dos?
Dos Pistoles by Dos! October 27, 2010