Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.
"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"
"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"
"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
by Emoore058 July 10, 2014
the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 12, 2008
A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017
when you’re both under the covers while having sex but the person on the bottom has just their head sticking out
by sexybottom121 April 22, 2021
A private eye, detective,
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.
Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.
Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley
by Jack Flack June 1, 2004
1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.
by HeckinArtemisTookMyName April 28, 2018