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Pissing on the Moooon 

A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Pissing on my shit 

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.
"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"
Pissing on my shit by hintfo June 9, 2012

pissing on the sand 

getting thanklessness from others instead of good deeds.
i really helped all my friends, and relatives but they all are thankless to me, it really shows that whatever i did for all of them was just like pissing on the sand.
pissing on the sand by anonymous February 18, 2010

Pissing on your shoes 

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.
That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.

pissing on ice

To be financially well to do, or generally fortunate.

term from the early 1900's where public places would have troughs to piss in and the piss would just run out, no runnning water or anything. The high price places would put ice in the trough so you piss would melt the ice and drain, producing less smell. therfore if you were rich you were "pissing on ice".
Steve: I just won $500 in a poker game

Paul: you a lucky son of a bitch.

Steve: yea i'm pissing on ice today man.
pissing on ice by big hackzilla October 21, 2009

Pissing on Every Yard 

To always invade the territory of or make yourself known in any situation you can find. Someone who craves constant attention or believes they are the subject of every conversation or event.

From the idea of animals urinating to claim their territory. Notably, on other people's yards.
Joey, "That emo kid is constantly craving attention. A few people were talking about love stories, and he starts complaining about abuse and suicide."

Trey, "Yeah. I know. He likes pissing on every yard."
Pissing on Every Yard by SenIam October 9, 2010