someone who enjoys life to the fullest, does anything for friends at anytime,anywhere, anyhow, supplies house and children with all they need during pub's closed hours only.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.
Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"
by Kate Webster September 22, 2006
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