Top Definition
Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
by MadBob June 03, 2007
Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.
Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard

That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election
by VioletSkye April 21, 2013
Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.
Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.
by JaY January 23, 2003
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