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A late realization of urinal anxiety where a man becomes too anxious to piss after he has already stepped up to the urinal so he stands at the urinal with his dick out pretending to pee until the man next to him leaves. Normally I don't suffer from urinal anxiety but this time I had no choice but to take the urinal next to the big black guy. Once I got there I stood there with my dick out but I was too nervous to piss and it was too late to bail out and go to a stall so I had to fake a piss until he left.
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| 2. | fake a piss | ||
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In the context of office and corporate culture, when two men enter a restroom and have to shit, one enters a stall, and the other gets shy and "fakes a piss", opting instead to pretend to urinate and return later for another anonymous attempt at defecating. One can also "fake a piss" if there are too many people shitting, and using a stall will entail crapping too close to other people. It can also be used if someone sees you enter the bathroom before you can sneak into a stall. "Man, I had to shit real bad, but the managing partner saw me in the bathroom, so I had to fake a piss".
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| 3. | Shy Cock | ||
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Medical condition. The main, indeed only, diagnostic symptom of shy cock is an inability to urinate in the presence of others.
English TV presenter Konnie Huq is widely regarded as a vociferous campaigner for a better understanding of shy cock and its affects on those afflicted. "I'll go for a slash when I get home... I've got a bit of a shy cock."
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| 4. | pretinkle | ||
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v. acting as if you're taking a whiz when you can't due to being pee shy; sometimes accompanied by frequent flushing in an effort to initiate urination I was so intimidated by the size of the next guy's hog that I had to pretinkle when I couldn't go.
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| 5. | piss tool | ||
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to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today. Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about. Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory |
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| 6. | shy kidneys | ||
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When you can't pee in the presence of other people. I can't piss in this urinal, because i have shy kidneys.
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| 7. | Shy Bladder | ||
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When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you. Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.
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