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Steve the Pirate 

The coolest person on the Average Joe's dodgeball team. Is horribly harrassed, turned into a non-pirate, then sees a chest full of treasure and with a "Gar....Peter." is converted back into the Steve the Pirate we all love.
Steve The Pirate: The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.
Steve the Pirate by Captain Maggot September 7, 2008

Steve the Pirate 

The legend that is Steve the Pirate is a member of the Average Joes team in the movie Dodgeball. Personally I think he should have a sequel dedicated to him, he's that awesome. Cruelly changed back into a normal person, but then turns back into good ol' Steve the Pirate. Garrr!
Steve the Pirate by iLoveRum January 20, 2008

Steve-The-Pirate 

A person completely unaware of what is going on around them even though it should be completely obvious to them but is obvious to everyone else around them.As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests and being told directly it over.
Origin: Steve-The-Pirate in the movie Dodgeball was not aware that he was not a pirate nor that it was odd he was going thru life dressed as pirate.
As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests...or that they are being cheated on ....
Related term :Steve the pirate moment: suddenly realizing how cluesless you were
Steve-The-Pirate by Petesw January 5, 2009

Steve the Pirate 

To sodomize a member of the same or opposite sex on the beach; to insert one's penis into the rectum of another while on a sandy beach. Typically, both individuals are intoxicated. The word is a colloquilism native to the southeastern United States.
Wow, he pulled a total Steve the Pirate last night. He completely went to town with Bethany!

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026