I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples 

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples by BujuArena October 10, 2018

Rat on a Pirate Ship 

Going with the flow... #nostress

Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship”

Rat on a Pirate Ship by HaydeeMac June 7, 2018

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship 

An amazing sexual position that requires balance and precision. The woman puts her hands on the floor while you lift her legs onto either side of your body, finally raise her legs like a sail and give her the rambone while you walk her around the room.

I met her up in Boston at the wood shed and gave her the Wheelbarrow pirate ship.

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship by Drifting Nomad January 13, 2009

ghetto pirate ship 

A metaphorical reference to the entire workings of a gang. As gangs are generally groups of people involved in illegal activities designed to procure money and power, the term "ghetto pirate ship" refers to the entirety of the gang.

The term is often used by gang leaders who want to appear to be intelligent and have a grasp of literature or the outside world. By using the term, gang leaders inspire their "less worldly" troops by inciting imagery of swashbuckling bandits who scour the high seas for gold.

Due to the high level of violence and lack of dental care in the ghetto, many gang members wear eye patches and have gold teeth, which makes them similar to pirates in many ways.

Enter Mambo (leader of the gang):

-Mambo appears before a group of gang members who are paying their final respects to their homie, Cheeto, who got fucked up by a crackhead robbing the liquor store-

I have gathered you all here today on this motherfucking somber occasion to pour a forty on the curb for our brothah in arms, Cheeto.

Everyone raise yo' forty. To Cheeto! He lived as he died - a member of our motherfucking ghetto pirate ship.

(cheers arise, the smell of fried chicken fills the air)

Now, let's lay this motherfucker to rest and have some BBQ. And Tre, keep yo' motherfucking filthy hands out of Cheeto's mouth. Those gold fillings are mine. You hear me, motherfucker?

ghetto pirate ship by pollup January 11, 2008

Pirate Ship 

Pirate ship: is when ones bed is filthy , possibly disease ridden with scurvy

“Damn that bitches bed looked like a pirate ship”

Pirate Ship by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

Backwards Pirate Ship 

The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.

Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!

You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!

Friend: Dang!

Backwards Pirate Ship by Adam Doordik October 1, 2009

Pirate Ship 

A sexual act in where a woman squats over a mans face and rocks her genitalia and anus back and forth in a pirate ship ride motion.

Yo last night my missus gave me a pirate ship. Her pussy and arrrrse juices covered my face and it tasted damn good!!

Pirate Ship by Richie De Bauchery December 29, 2010