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Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

PIPE WIPE 

SOMETHING USED TO CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PIZZLE.
MY PIPE IS DIRTY, GOT A PIPE WIPE?
PIPE WIPE by JEROSSD January 29, 2009

Pipe Wipe 

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.
Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.
Pipe Wipe by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015

pipe wipe hype 

a person who smokes meth (tweeker) whos only contribution to the smoke session is providing the wet-nap(wet-wipe),often used to wipe the pipe on after each hit.At times these types will subsitute any thing for a wipe;their clothing,couches,bed sheets,carpet,ect. just for the possibility of being in the session(getting high).
sorry pal, u cant be in our smoke session any more cause your just a pipe wipe hype.

pipe wipe 

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.
pipe wipe by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Pipe wipe 

When you pull your penis out of any ass hole and it has poop on it so you grab the nearest rag or any thing to wipe it off what ever it may be it’s a pipe wipe
I was doing my ol lady in the arse and when I pulled it out my penis had poop on it so my blanket became my pipe wipe
Pipe wipe by 3-buck chuck October 1, 2018