Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

Augusto Pinochet 

Dictator who ruled Chile with an iron fist from 1973 to 1990. Pinochet headed the military junta that controlled the country after a coup that deposed the democratically elected president Salvador Allende. During his reign, Pinochet ordered the violent suppression of all political opposition to his government. A commission determined that his military and government were responsible for human rights violations, including more than 2,000 deaths and untold numbers of disappearances.

All opposition parties were banned, the press was censored and dissidents up and down the country were abducted and executed without trial. The notorious Caravan of Death, an Army death squad flew the length of the country by helicopter in October 1973, extinguishing 97 influential opposition figures. Even dissidents that had fled the country were not out of Pinochet’s reach. Operation Condor, tracked the numerous Chileans that had fled into exile. No-one was safe from Pinochet’s paranoid anti-communist drive. General Prats, Augusto Pinochet’s predecessor in the role of Commander in Chief, was killed in Buenos Aires in 1974.

Pinochet is pronounced Pino – Chay. The t is silent.

Augusto Pinochet by Dancing with Fire June 19, 2011

pinochet helicopter 

A joyous experience that any self respecting social justice warrior should volunteer for.Involves being bundled onto a helicopter and thrown from a great height,usually into the pacific ocean.

the whiny bitch could not back up her arguments,so we put her on a pinochet helicopter and threw her into the pacific.

pinochet helicopter by rillnegro May 28, 2016

Pinole 

A city in the bay area, specifically the east bay. Pinole is neighbors with San Pablo, Richmond, El Sobrante, and Hercules. It is split into two areas Old Town and Pinole Valley. Pinole valley is home to The Pinole Valley Spartans who have a kick ass football team. Pinole valley recently got a new shopping center which has a wall greens jamba juice peets coffee and trader joes. Then there's chalk hill, a hill which people go write shit with mainly bags or chalk. Pinole valley also has a pool, dog park, soccer park, and baseball park. Old town has Fernandez park which during the summer has Friday night movies. There's also the bay down at old town which is one of the coolest places in pinole. There's also just pinole which has a best buy, Target, In N out, And soon to be a fuckin chucky cheese! Pinole is a good town there's not a shitload to do but if you have a little weed it can turn any day in pinole pretty sweet.

De Anza can suck Pinoles dick

Pinole by Toker69 November 5, 2009

pinolero/a 

people that are frum Nicaragua,(in central america) are known as pinoleros or pinoleras

Im pinolero n proud
did u see dat pinolero yesterday?
i don't see alot of pinoleros in chicago

pinolero/a by Jizzay July 5, 2004

Augusto Pinochet 

A brutal dictator who held absolute power in Chile for nearly 17 dark, violent, unforgettable years.

When I visited Santiago, I could still sense Augusto Pinochet looming over the city.

Augusto Pinochet by Cotapos June 24, 2007

Pinochet 

1- Pinochet (Augusto Pinochet) was a dictator in Chile, some people think he was very mean because he killed a lot of people in his regiment, He also violated the Human rights. This regiment started nearly 1973 and finished in 1990. He died december 10th of 2006
A lot of people celebrated his death in Plaza Baquedano (Santiago, Chile)

*Who was the president of Chile in 1973
-There was no president, only one dictator called Pinochet
*Oh really? what do you think of him?
-Oh he was very mean.. look it on Wiki

Pinochet by Chileangirl July 8, 2010