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Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.
As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

pink card 

Mythical membership card that all "card-carrying" homosexuals are supposed to own.
"That girl was go hot I nearly had my pink card revoked!"
pink card by Frisky Shorty July 28, 2012

Pink carrot

You use a carrot to please your partner then the carrot breaks and you need to suck it out
Last night I met this chick on tinder and gave her the pink carrot
Pink carrot by A a rod February 14, 2020

Pink carpet

When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet
Lorraine pulled her thong to the side and rolled out her pink carpet for my grand entrance
Pink carpet by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013

Pink Carpet Tile 

A woman's vagina that is covered by a small, trimed patch of pubic hair. Refered to carpet tiles used in offices and the short pile carpet they are covered in.
Darling, when do you want me to lick your pink carpet tile!
Pink Carpet Tile by Mister Ed January 29, 2006

Pink Cardigan 

Pink cardigan, THE GOAT with his pink sweater he will forever live. Pink cardigan also known as Jayy burt is a tiktok influencer who has changed the lives of millions of people. Along with his brother Jay Guapõ. Wearing leggings and Rick owens.
Pink cardigan and Jay guapõ stick there tongue out at people