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Lobster pincer 

An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.
3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*
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Peter Pinchers 

Is when a male is wearing shorts that are SOO short and tight that it pinches the dick and nut sack area. Opposite of "coochie cutters" as when a female wears "booty shorts" or tight tight shorts therefore cutting into the vagina area.
"Girl did you see his dick and nuts in those peter pinchers he's wearing"?

"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"
Peter Pinchers by LizzzyWelcome December 9, 2009

loaf pincher 

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
loaf pincher by cmikes March 24, 2007
Tiny hole at the tip of a mans penis
Dude, my pincter was on fire last night after I had sex with your girlfriend
pincter by Matt512143 August 11, 2015

ass pincher

some who pinches asses
Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch
ass pincher by schottegon January 21, 2009

half pincer

A term used by "Hannibal" Smith as a euphemism for a frontal assault. Used by The A-Team in nearly all engagements.

A "pincer" maneuver involves a force splitting into two and attacking the enemy from both sides, thus a "half pincer" logically means the force attacks the enemy from only one side.
Hannibal - "Now, the plan is your basic straight-on surprise hit-n-run attack. If anything goes sour, we split-up and rendezvous at the drop zone. Got it?"

BA - "This ain't much of a plan, Hannibal."

Hannibal - "Are you kidding? It's a classic! It's your half pincer movement inside a guarded perimeter. Tried and true, BA!"
half pincer by Philip Welch September 9, 2009

PP Cold Pincher 

The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.
My wife was being a bitch so I gave her the PP Cold Pincher