pimping your kid 

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

pimping your kid by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

you can't be pimpin

See, you think you a pimp. But you can't be pimpin slime.

you can't be pimpin slatt

you can't be pimpin by Ain't Tryna Get Jumped August 8, 2020

piping your head 

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

piping your head by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

pumping your tires 

Giving one a compliment

erica: say something nice to me
jake: man I'm always pumping your tires.

pumping your tires by PUMP MEEEE May 18, 2012

Pumping to your bloodclart 

You'd get the cocky, beat up the puss..MEOW

Your backdoors would get smashed in. You'll get a pumping to your bloodclat fi iyah

'Pumping to your bloodclart' is a way of saying I'd commit sexual practices with another adult

Pumping to your bloodclart by 1Evildonny October 2, 2016

whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc? 

derived from elnglish, translated means: hello chum, how are things progressing in your homestead my dear and close companion?

yo blood, whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc?

whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc? by BWEIss March 14, 2003