Pillowed 

A state of tiredness where one starts to feel intoxicated. Common symptoms include poor articulation and giddiness.

"I'm so pillowed"

Friend 1:DUDE we've been up for *counts fingers* 26 hours!
Friend 2:wooah nelly, I's expectin mmoore *laughs* mmoor *laughs* no no *laughs...continues laughing*
Friend 1:...ok then..?
Friend 2:*laughing* no no, I *continues laughing*
Friend 1:umm... you're just plain Pillowed man.

Pillowed by HF clan April 18, 2010

Mount Pillowmanjaro

The act of towering all the pillows on your bed to erect a huge tower of which you can lean back on to watch movies in bed. This may mean swiping your mate's pillows from their side of the bed.

I hope your Mount Pillowmanjarow gives you a neck ache for stealing all the pillows from my side of the bed.

Mount Pillowmanjaro by Cheezy Grin May 27, 2009

pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.

I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!

pillowpants by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006

pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows

yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual

pillowsexual by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010

Pillowsexual

A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).

Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"

Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."

Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro."

Person 1: "I accept you bro."

Person 2: "Thanks bro."

Pillowsexual by Mr Helix May 2, 2022

pillowned 

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".

for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"

pillowned by Pheeel December 24, 2008

pillowjeff 

A lazy being mostly made of fluff and puff. Wears a backwards LA hat. Will likely try and have relations with your girlfriend (even if your girlfriend is fat). Can ruin an office and employees with amounts of gossip beyond belief. Is known to take more naps than Drew. Will hustle you for money

Is he sleeping on the job again...what a pillowjeff.

Pillowjeff ftw...

I'm your pillowjeff!

pillowjeff by YEYE JD September 18, 2007