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a device, used in ye olde russian time, used to skin people starting from their frontal lobe of the brain, and continuing back to the occipital lobe.
still commonly used in nebraska.

masochists still use this device on their legs for sexual gratification.
russian-"Thine pihok tis not supposed to be used on thine legs, tis used to skin bitches"

masochistic-"Do not be disgruntled at my means for sexual gratification-my pihok is a tool of the utmost climax! bitches!"
by Sha'niqua July 05, 2007