pokin the pigskin

catching the football with one hand while extending the arm; to spear the football

In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).

He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing

by jigme December 24, 2012

pigskin solstice

The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.

This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.

by Teflon Johnny February 10, 2014

pigskin bus

Another name for a penis

Yo, me an' my old lady got together last night I took the pigskin bus to tunatown.

by slim shady May 13, 2005

Pigskin burn

When a male masturbates with football gloves on and no lube.

His dick is red he must’ve had the old pigskin burn

by JMONEY&WYGUY43 September 19, 2019

Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew

Pigskin referring to a decoy grenade in the video game Counter Strike Global Offensive.

"yo yellow, Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew"

"Blue 22' Blue 22, hut hut hike. toss me that pigskin nephew, toss me that pigskin!"

by basevexy July 13, 2020

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.

"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game

by Solpiercer August 20, 2013