Piercism

Piercism is a religion worshiping Franklin Pierce, the 14th President of the United States.

Lowlife Virgin: Hey Man!
Superior Man: Hey dude!
Lowlife Virgin: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Superior Man: No, I'm sorry I have to sacrifice my wife and kids to Piercism.
Lowlife Virgin: Its alright dude, I wish I could've been a Piercist.

by gevanni June 10, 2021