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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
by Rene April 25, 2005
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2
to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off
Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!
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