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piano legs 

Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.
No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.
piano legs by A.K. Smith June 18, 2006

piano legs 

very large or thick legs
Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

piano legs 

A woman with very thin legs. In old days, it was a sign of coming from a poor family, with not much food available.
She has such piano legs. Her family should feed her more.

Piano legs 

Piano legs is used when a girl is wearing a black dress skirt or shorts and has ghostly white legs !
" her legs are so white they look like the keys on a piano "

Girl waking down the street ...

two guys across the road...*whistle* hey piano legs

girl runs away to the nearest tanning salon in shame !
Piano legs by peperami87 November 16, 2009

Piano Key Legs 

When calves become feet without taking a break for the ankle, resembling a piano key.
I bet she could play some good 'Chopsticks' with those piano key legs.
Piano Key Legs by Sac Attack November 4, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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