The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.
Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.
by nexorcexor September 7, 2013
words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.
A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."
B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."
B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."
by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011
Siomani Philosophy is ...
by maniactual June 5, 2022
the form of gathering and adjusting to the e girl environment. another form of bagging e girls from left to right, top to bottom you name it. the philosophy of a dream one can study, but never understand. the idea of siomani and his philosophy. another form of this can be seen from siomani himself, a meow kink tactic, or a submissive aggressive experimental in-n-out top dominated bottom supporter kink, where siomani performs a act of winning over a e girl in a instant, one can not comprehend.
by brian🗿 June 2, 2022
directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.
by Kevin P. Olson July 30, 2022
Forward Philosophy; directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.
Used in a sentence; I always tend to use forward philosophy as a direction when writing a new technique in philosophy.
by Kevin P. Olson July 30, 2022