Pilaster

A Very tall individual.....very tall individual.

“That nigga a whole pilaster. He wild tall yo!”

Pilaster by D-Maul August 8, 2018

Phelpster 

A person who smokes pot but still exceptionally excels in assorted aspects of life.

"Dude don't smoke pot, it will make you lazy."
"Don't worry man, I'm a phelpster. I've been getting straight A's since I was 5."

"Jon is a phelpster. He smokes a ton of pot but can still run faster than anyone I know."

Phelpster by R $money$ February 4, 2009

philistine-tastic 

The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.

My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.

philistine-tastic by Casey Poivre January 12, 2011

philipperdecker

A practical joke of shitting in the fill tank of a toilet.

I'm going to leave my boss a philipperdecker for not giving me a raise. Too bad I will not get to see his face when he sees my shit trying to flush his toilet.

philipperdecker by imurcableguy May 9, 2010

philistine

someone who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things

Your mother's brother Ned is also a philistine.

philistine by Charles. M. July 2, 2009

philistine style 

When you are jumped by more than one person.

Them motherfuckers jumped me philistine style,dude 3 on 1 don't seem too fair now,does it?

philistine style by esjay April 9, 2005

Philter85 

A l33t Hacker. Derived from the word philter and the year 1985.

"Dude, Philter85 just hacked my computer!"

Philter85 by Philter85 December 9, 2004