Philippino 

A dumbass's way of spelling Filipino

pnai765:OGM BIENG PHILIPPINOS SO KEWL!
Pinoy57626: Dumbass.

Philippino by DamnRicers March 28, 2005

Philippino Crab Walk

The most skillful martial art in the world

I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk

Philippino Crab Walk by Philippino Crab Master January 24, 2019

philching 

The act of putting out a fire by putting a fist up your arse to massage your prostate to completion

That was a close one, thank god Marks philching put that fire out

philching by Binnsy100 February 1, 2019

Philipino 

The common misspelling of Filipino, the ethnic group of people from the islands of the Philippines.

White guy: Dude are those guys Philipino? (Pronounces with a P)
Filipino guy: It's Filipino, with an F.

Philipino by Viberider February 16, 2014

Philippino 

The way of spelling for people who can't spell the word filipino correctly.

PERSON A: Philippinos are cool!
PERSON B: Don't you mean "filipino" ?

Philippino by Jon-jon September 20, 2006

Philippino 

The way an idiot tells you to spell 'Filipino' even when you're of (partial) Filipino descent and have known how to spell it ever since you could read.

~Given scenario: conversation over text~

P1: Hey! My Filipino cousins are coming to town, we're going to lunch on Saturday. Wanna come?
P2: Sure. Btw thats not how u spell philippino
P1: I'm half Filipino and I've known how to spell it my entire life. It's spelled with an F.
P2: Well I mean philippines is spelled with a ph so its spelled philippino
P1: FUCKING DUMBASS. Alright, nvm. Just forget I said anything. I'm not inviting you.

Philippino by Sarcastic_Dickhead April 22, 2018

philtching 

when Phil Deitz inserts a rodent into his anus

Philching is Phil Deitz's favorite passtime

philtching by MrWhiteChocolate November 12, 2003