Phil T. Grimes 

When someone is so insanely "filthy" or pro at something that their name then becomes "Phil T Grimes"

OR

it can be something that makes you gross like wiping your ass and having your hand slip and getting poop on your hand..
You would also be known as "Phil T Grimes"

Can also be used as an adjective.

- Awwww, dude wtf did you just shit yourself?

- Thats fucken Phil T. Grimes (Adj.)

Phil T. Grimes by Dr Philth November 9, 2010

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Phil the Pain 

Used as a term to describe your anger at someone not completing an action or being late for something

If you are late for tutor you are going to Phil the pain, you Phil me!?

Phil the Pain by PhilThePain97 April 22, 2016

Phil Time 

Contrary to popular belief, 'Phil Time' is actually nothing more then some time to relax in bed and listen to music. Usually after a long night or day.

This term has been blown out of proportion by people who have dirty minds, who believe it to mean a time for masturbation.

G: Where's Phil?
Adam: In bed, having Phil Time.
G: He's having a bat? Hahaha
Phil: No, I was just sleeping after that long flight. MORON.
G: Quit Tripping, Fool.

Phil Time by Bauble Head January 14, 2010

phil the barber 

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old

"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."

phil the barber by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015

Phil the Half Dollar 

When a "straight" man has anal sex with a gay man under the pretense that it is his first time. (see Jim the Nickel) However, is very experienced in the act.

Harold went home with that guy last night becaue he thought he was getting to Jim the Nickel but found out he ended up with Phil the Half Dollar.

Phil the Half Dollar by The Definition Geek November 15, 2011

Phil the Shill 

"Phil the Shill" is the title of an episode of Miami Vice that starred Phil Collins as a scam artist who immigrated to America from his native U.K. to escape taxes and prosecution. He was a TV game show host, later on he took a suitcase with over a million bucks in it and vanished. He reappeared on cable TV as televangelist "Father Phil", perfoming fake exorcisms and saying "give me your money, and I will give you a miracle". Phil Collins in real life is noted for his charm and amiability, and his portraying of an iritable greedy bastard shows that he makes a good actor as well as musician. He acted in theater as a kid and made his movie debut as a crowd extra in "A Hard Day's Night". Also check out the flick "Buster" from 1988.

Luke: Whatcha watchin' on the boob tube, dude?

George: Just a stupid infomercial hosted by Phil the Shill.

Phil the Shill by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007