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an older lady who is past it in the looks department, likely to have been alright looking once and is trying to hold on to her youth. a loud mouth, unclassy, a bad dancer, can be found trying to party it up with 20yr olds dressed in something rather hideous. always wants to be in everyones pictures.
'haha look at that phgura, why is she wearing leather pants?"
by rajjjjjji August 16, 2009

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