phantom fart

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out

Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('

by chicken ming wing April 01, 2017

phantom fart

1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.

2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you

3) The fright of a fart being with you

Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.

by ilanakari94 October 18, 2007

phantom farting

An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.

Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 21, 2019

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 07, 2007

The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 08, 2017

Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025