The most wonderful doctor in the world! He goes around smacking people in the head with fake penis' while shouting, "now get your lazys ass up and do somthing with your life!" He
does not really exist.
Dr. Phalus: Do you have a job?
Person: NO
Dr. Phalus: *takes out fake penis* SMACK!
Person: You dont exist
Dr. Phalus: I know
by MR.ROB December 21, 2006
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