petus

Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.

"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."

Alternative to penis... also can be an insult

AHH! She bit my petus.

Bob, quit being such a petus

by RedClaw September 9, 2004

PETU

Acronym - People for the ethical treatment of the undead.

Hey, did you guys hear about that group protesting in front of gamestop? Yeah, it's PETU. I guess there's some new zombie shooting game released.

by v4p3d November 19, 2012

Laying down on your belly (pet in Hindi) and doing something productive (eg. working, texting, reading, studying, etc.)

While I was petuing, the dog jumped on to my back;
I can be petuing all day long

by Neogrammarism June 19, 2017