Petting the dog
Anal Fingering.
Petting the dog by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023
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Petting the Dog
Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection
"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
Petting the Dog by Garry Larson November 12, 2011
Patting the dog through the letterbox
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
Patting the dog through the letterbox by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
Putting on the Dog
Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.
Putting on the Dog by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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