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The small shielded venue in which children can not only pet the geese but shave them.
Earl took the kids over to the petitent. I hope they get a big one after we spent all that money on the tar.
petitent by Freedy Al January 12, 2009

le petit jean 

The french nomenclatre for lil jon, a crazy member of the african american race. le petit jean is rreeeeeeaaaalll nice like cheese or a michael weis named ma-wa-POOOOOOOTT-sa. yea what and so on
OH D!!!! I just got crunk cause i'm listening to le petit jean and smoking crack at thesame time
le petit jean by oh d December 19, 2004

Petijean 

Usually descibes A short bald man who cannot stop talking. This man stinks of cheap wine, seefood, and feet. He only answers your questions with answers that have nothing to do with your question.

He survives on loli porn.
Dude my teacher is such a petijean...

Dude my teacher IS petijean...
Petijean by Jesse Jester December 9, 2008

petitieactivist 

Een activist die niet voor systemische verandering pleit, maar alleen petities tekent die uiteindelijk geen of amper verandering brengen.
"Hey, volg je AmnestyNL al op insta?"
"Nee joh, dat zijn alleen petitieactivisten, ze bereiken niks of weinig groots, je moet forumvooranarchisme volgen."
petitieactivist by ma-vis May 6, 2021

Petitentiary 

The caged area in a pet care facility where your beloved dog or cat does time awaiting your return from vacation.
Tad dropped Fluffy off at the petitentiary on his way to the airport.
Petitentiary by germplasm September 22, 2025

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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