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When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.
Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.
by ty187 June 16, 2010

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