John Pesenti 

A Man, a myth, a legend...

The Legacy of John Pesenti will never end

John Pesenti by ManDarty December 27, 2011

John Pesenti 

A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.

Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti

John Pesenti by trobbins September 15, 2011

nicholas pesenti 

mommy

oh hey look its nicholas pesenti mommy

nicholas pesenti by you know dont you____ March 10, 2022

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018

pedentify 

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

pedentify by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

Presenting 

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

Presenting by Bvdguy November 2, 2017

Presenting 

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

Presenting by djxpress March 20, 2009