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1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.
When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."
by Scott Farley June 27, 2006
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contort ignorance pervert bullshit know-it-all